{"id":1338,"date":"2024-01-02T10:08:16","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2024-01-02T10:08:16","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:08:16","slug":"a-mother-had-three-virgin-daughters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-mother-had-three-virgin-daughters\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters<\/h2>\n<div class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<p data-sourcepos=\"3:1-3:240\">Three daughters, all fresh-faced virgins, were due to tie the knot in rapid succession. Their mother, a tad concerned about their romantic debuts, slyly asked each to send a one-word honeymoon postcard describing their, ahem, marital \u201cfun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"5:1-5:242\">The first postcard, sun-kissed from Hawaii, arrived two days later: \u201c<strong>Nescaf\u00e9.<\/strong>\u201d Mom, puzzled, grabbed the coffee jar. It declared, \u201c<strong>Good to the last drop.<\/strong>\u201d Blushing but pleased, she knew daughter number one was brewing something sweet.<\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"7:1-7:306\">The second postcard mailed a week later from Vermont, read: \u201c<strong>Benson & Hedges.<\/strong>\u201d Mom, now a pro, raced to her husband\u2019s cigarettes. The pack boasted, \u201c<strong>Extra Long. King Size.<\/strong>\u201d She chuckled, a flicker of embarrassment mixing with pride. Daughter number two was clearly enjoying a satisfying smoke.<\/p>\n<p data-sourcepos=\"9:1-9:458\">The third daughter, whisked away to the Caribbean, remained ominously silent. Weeks turned into a month, and Mom\u2019s nerves frayed. Finally, a postcard arrived, scrawled with shaky handwriting: \u201c<strong>British Airways.<\/strong>\u201d Mom\u2019s heart jumped. British Airways? Had there been an accident? Frantic, she flipped through a magazine, desperate for clues. Finally, in an airline ad, she found it: \u201c<strong>Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.<\/strong>\u201d (Mom promptly fainted.)<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters Three daughters, all fresh-faced virgins, were due to tie the knot in rapid succession. Their mother, a tad concerned about their romantic debuts, slyly asked each to send a one-word honeymoon postcard describing their, ahem, marital \u201cfun.\u201d The first postcard, sun-kissed from Hawaii, arrived two days later: \u201cNescaf\u00e9.\u201d Mom, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1343,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1038,809,1032,1035,629,447,462,1036,555,1030,1037,1034,1033,1031],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-main","tag-bond","tag-family","tag-girls","tag-innocence","tag-love","tag-mother","tag-parenting","tag-purity","tag-relationship","tag-three-daughters","tag-trust","tag-upbringing","tag-values","tag-virgin"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/A-Mother-Had-Three-Virgin-Daughters.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}