{"id":2513,"date":"2024-10-06T13:44:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T13:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2513"},"modified":"2024-10-07T00:49:47","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T00:49:47","slug":"funny-bar-joke-the-bartender-is-impressed-and-gives-the-man-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/funny-bar-joke-the-bartender-is-impressed-and-gives-the-man-free\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Bar Joke: The bartender is impressed and gives the man free…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, \u201cIf I show you the most amazing thing you\u2019ve ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?\u201d<\/h2>\n

The bartender says, \u201cLet me see and I\u2019ll consider it.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster.\u00a0 The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing.\u00a0 And not just banging out \u201cChopsticks\u201d, the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some rock and roll.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes the bartender says, \u201cOkay, I am impressed. You can drink for free tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n

As the bartender is pouring the guy a drink, the guy says, \u201cHey, if I show you something even more amazing, will you let me drink for free for a month?\u201d<\/p>\n

The bartender says, \u201cOkay, but this had better be pretty spectacular.\u201d<\/p>\n

So the guy reaches into his bag again and pulls out a microphone and a frog. The frog sits in front of the microphone and begins singing along with the hamster playing the piano.<\/p>\n

The bartender says, \u201cOkay, I\u2019m impressed. You can drink here for free for a month.\u201d<\/p>\n

As all of this has been going on, another customer at the end of the bar has been watching. He walks over and says, \u201cI\u2019m a theater producer, and I\u2019d like to buy that frog and put him in a show. Will you sell it to me for $500?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy says no.<\/p>\n

\u201c$1,000?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy still refuses.<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay, will you sell me the frog for $5,000?\u201d<\/p>\n

So the guy agrees, and gives the producer the frog for $5,000.<\/p>\n

As the producer is leaving, the bartender says to the guy, \u201cI can\u2019t believe you sold the frog! Surely it was worth more than $5,000!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot really.\u201d The guy says. \u201cThe hamster\u2019s a ventriloquist.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, \u201cIf I show you the most amazing thing you\u2019ve ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?\u201d The bartender says, \u201cLet me see and I\u2019ll consider it.\u201d So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2514,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[824,819,978,2202,2203,823,661,663,700,1123],"class_list":["post-2513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-alcohol","tag-bar","tag-bartender","tag-beer","tag-comedian","tag-drinks","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-party"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Funny-Bar-Joke-The-bartender-is-impressed-and-gives-the-man-free-drinks.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2630,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions\/2630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}