{"id":2517,"date":"2024-10-06T13:44:49","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T13:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2517"},"modified":"2024-10-07T00:50:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T00:50:44","slug":"joke-of-the-day-these-two-statues-finally-get-to-do-what-theyve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/joke-of-the-day-these-two-statues-finally-get-to-do-what-theyve\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke Of The Day: These two statues finally get to do what they\u2019ve&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-29037\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/statue-e1568235411871.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"97\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29038\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman.<\/h2>\n<p>They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years.<\/p>\n<p>One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.<\/p>\n<p>The angel tells them, \u201cAs a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you\u2019ve wished to do the most.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looks at her.\u00a0 She looks at him.\u00a0 They go running behind the shrubbery.<\/p>\n<p>The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.<\/p>\n<p>After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.<\/p>\n<p>The angel looks at his watch. \u201cUm, you have fifteen minutes left\u2026 would you care to do it again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He asks her, \u201cShall we?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She eagerly replies, \u201cOh! Yes, let\u2019s! But we should change positions\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 This time, I\u2019ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two statues were standing in the park, one, a nude man and one, a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years. One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, \u201cAs a reward<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2518,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[358,362,699,661,355,663,2212,705,2213,2214],"class_list":["post-2517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-amusing","tag-comedy","tag-entertainment","tag-funny","tag-hilarious","tag-humor","tag-jokes","tag-laughter","tag-pun","tag-witty"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Joke-Of-The-Day-These-two-statues-finally-get-to-do-what-theyve-been-longing-to-do-for-a-long-time.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2632,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions\/2632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}