{"id":2519,"date":"2024-10-06T13:44:48","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T13:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2519"},"modified":"2024-10-07T00:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T00:50:54","slug":"husband-wife-humor-sometimes-accidents-have-unexpected-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/husband-wife-humor-sometimes-accidents-have-unexpected-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband &#038; Wife Humor: Sometimes accidents have unexpected results"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-29031\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/cheeks1-e1568234359865.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"138\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29035\"><\/h2>\n<h2>There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.<\/h2>\n<p>The wife\u2019s face was burned severely.\u00a0 The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn\u2019t use any skin from her body because she was so thin.<\/p>\n<p>The husband then offered to donate some of his skin for the skin graft.<\/p>\n<p>However, the doctor said that the only suitable skin was from his buttocks.\u00a0 They accepted, but requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!<\/p>\n<p>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the wife\u2019s new beauty.\u00a0 She looked more beautiful than she ever did before!\u00a0 All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!<\/p>\n<p>One day, she was finally alone with her husband &#038; she wanted to thank him for what he did.\u00a0 She said, \u201cDear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me!\u00a0 There is no way I could ever repay you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replied, \u201cOh don\u2019t worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The wife\u2019s face was burned severely.\u00a0 The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn\u2019t use any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then offered to donate some of his<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2520,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2215,661,663,687,700,2216,635],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-accidents","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-husband","tag-joke","tag-unexpected-results","tag-wife"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Husband-Wife-Humor-Sometimes-accidents-have-unexpected-results.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2633,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions\/2633"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}