{"id":2529,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2529"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"a-drunk-man-was-sitting-by-a-pond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-drunk-man-was-sitting-by-a-pond\/","title":{"rendered":"A drunk man was sitting by a pond"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-26258\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/cartoon-duck-free-e1554038662192.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A Drunk Man Sits By A Duck Pond.<\/h2>\n<p>The drunk man thinks to himself, \u201cI\u2019d like to have a duck for my dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the man grabs a massive stick, and plonks a baby duck that was sitting on the edge with it!<\/p>\n<p>He grabs up the little duckling and begins to pluck all of its feathers out.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, a park ranger comes along so the man quickly throws the duck back into the water.<\/p>\n<p>The park ranger says, \u201cWere you trying to steal a duck? There\u2019s a bald duck in the water.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo sir,\u201d says the drunk man. \u201cI was just sitting here talking to the ducks!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The park ranger said,\u201d Well then, how do you explain all the feathers around you, eh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk man says,\u201d Well, the little duckie said he wanted to go for a swim, so I said of course, I\u2019ll mind your clothes for you!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Drunk Man Sits By A Duck Pond. The drunk man thinks to himself, \u201cI\u2019d like to have a duck for my dinner.\u201d So the man grabs a massive stick, and plonks a baby duck that was sitting on the edge with it! He grabs up the little duckling and begins to pluck all of<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Joke-A-drunk-man-was-sitting-by-a-pond.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3128,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529\/revisions\/3128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}