{"id":2539,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2539"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"a-man-is-in-church-praying-and-god-answers-his-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-man-is-in-church-praying-and-god-answers-his-prayer\/","title":{"rendered":"A man is in church praying, and God answers his prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-e1585324955545.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"163\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29972\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A man is praying in church.<\/h2>\n<p>He looks up to heaven and says \u201cGod, could you answer a question for me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course, my son,\u201d says God, \u201cwhat would you like to know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGod, what is a million years to you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d says God, \u201ca million years to me is as a second.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm,\u201d says the man. \u201cI guess I understand. So what is a million dollars to you then?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy son,\u201d God says, \u201ca million dollars to me is as a penny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm,\u201d says the man. He goes back to praying, but after a little while he looks up again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGod,\u201d he asks, \u201ccan I have a penny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure,\u201d God says. \u201cJust a second.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/a-man-is-in-church-praying-and-god-answers-his-prayer\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;1942398527&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is praying in church. He looks up to heaven and says \u201cGod, could you answer a question for me?\u201d \u201cOf course, my son,\u201d says God, \u201cwhat would you like to know?\u201d \u201cGod, what is a million years to you?\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says God, \u201ca million years to me is as a second.\u201d \u201cHmm,\u201d says<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2540,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Funny-Joke-A-man-is-in-church-praying-and-God-answers-his-prayer.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3133,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2539\/revisions\/3133"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}