{"id":2561,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2561"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","slug":"humor-medical-experts-were-asked-if-it-is-time-to-ease-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/humor-medical-experts-were-asked-if-it-is-time-to-ease-the\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor: Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-31557\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/doctor-shrug-e1592251025707.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"199\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31558\" nopin=\"nopin\"><\/p>\n<p>Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.<\/p>\n<p>Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.<\/p>\n<p>Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.<\/p>\n<p>Many Pathologists yelled, \u201cOver my dead body!\u201d While Paediatricians said, \u201cOh, grow up!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.<\/p>\n<p>Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.<\/p>\n<p>Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would \u201cPut a whole new face on the matter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.<\/p>\n<p>Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn\u2019t have the heart to say no.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Many Pathologists yelled, \u201cOver my<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Humor-Medical-experts-were-asked-if-it-is-time-to-ease-the-Covid-19-lockdown-1000x1500-cropped-center-top.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3144,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2561\/revisions\/3144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}