{"id":2565,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:20:43","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:20:43","slug":"clean-joke-a-policeman-was-testing-three-dumb-brothers-who-were","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/clean-joke-a-policeman-was-testing-three-dumb-brothers-who-were\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Joke: A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/dumb-man-e1567597849519.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"93\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28944\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives.<\/h2>\n<p>To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The first guy answers, \u201cThat\u2019s easy, we\u2019ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The policeman says, \u201cWell\u2026 uh\u2026 that\u2019s because the picture I showed is his side profile.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, \u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second guy smiles and says, \u201cHa! He\u2019d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The policeman angrily responds, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it\u2019s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, \u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He quickly adds, \u201cThink hard before giving me a stupid answer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, \u201cThe suspect wears contact lenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn\u2019t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, that\u2019s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I\u2019ll get back to you on that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect\u2019s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow! I can\u2019t believe it. It\u2019s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.<\/p>\n<p>Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s easy,\u201d the guy replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe can\u2019t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. \u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d The first guy answers, \u201cThat\u2019s easy, we\u2019ll catch him fast because<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2566,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2345,362,2346,661,663,2212,2347,2220],"class_list":["post-2565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-clean-joke","tag-comedy","tag-dumb-brothers","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-jokes","tag-policeman","tag-wit"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Clean-Joke-A-policeman-was-testing-three-Dumb-brothers-who-were-training-to-become-detectives.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3146,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions\/3146"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}