{"id":2645,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"a-good-old-alabama-boy-won-a-bass-boat-in-a-raffle-drawing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-good-old-alabama-boy-won-a-bass-boat-in-a-raffle-drawing\/","title":{"rendered":"A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-27015\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/fisherman-clipart-13-e1554503063677.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"162\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<p>He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, \u201cWhat you gonna do with that? There ain\u2019t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He says, \u201cI won it and I\u2019m a gonna keep it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His brother came over to visit several days later.\u00a0 He sees the wife and asks where his brother is?<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cHe\u2019s out there in his bass boat\u201d, pointing to the field behind the house.<\/p>\n<p>The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.\u00a0 He yells out to him, \u201cWhat are you doin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His brother replies, \u201cI\u2019m fishin\u2019. What does it look like I\u2019m a doin\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His brother yells, \u201cIt\u2019s people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin\u2019 everybody think we\u2019re stupid.\u00a0 If I could swim, I\u2019d come out there and whip your ass!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, \u201cWhat you gonna do with that? There ain\u2019t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.\u201d He says, \u201cI won it and I\u2019m a gonna keep it.\u201d His brother came over to visit several days later.\u00a0 He sees<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2646,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Funny-Joke-A-good-old-Alabama-boy-won-a-bass-boat-in-a-raffle-drawing.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3080,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions\/3080"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}