{"id":2655,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2655"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:03","slug":"funny-joke-a-mathematician-an-accountant-and-a-politician-apply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/funny-joke-a-mathematician-an-accountant-and-a-politician-apply\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Funny Joke: A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same job\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GZmdGYumNkI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same job.<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, \u201cWhat does two plus two equal?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The mathematician replies, \u201cFour.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The interviewer asks, \u201cAre you certain?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, \u201cYes, four, exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, \u201cWhat does two plus two equal?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The accountant says, \u201cOn average, four \u2013 give or take ten percent, but on average, four.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the interviewer calls in the politician and poses the same question. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat does two plus two equal?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The politician gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says, <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat would you like it to equal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, \u201cWhat does two plus two equal?\u201d The mathematician replies, \u201cFour.\u201d The interviewer asks, \u201cAre you certain?\u201d The mathematician looks at the<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/GZmdGYumNkI\/maxresdefault.jpg?meta=og:image","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3085,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2655\/revisions\/3085"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}