{"id":2667,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2667"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"a-very-wealthy-lawyer-in-a-small-town-is-notorious-for-never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-very-wealthy-lawyer-in-a-small-town-is-notorious-for-never\/","title":{"rendered":"A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25857\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Cheap-guy-e1552465368634.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"139\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25859\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way.<\/h2>\n<p>The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet.<\/p>\n<p>They go to his door and he answers, \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One of the ladies replies, \u201cHello Mr. Smith.\u00a0 We know you are very wealthy and we know you also never give to charity.\u00a0 Wouldn\u2019t you enjoy giving back to an organization that helps dogs much like your own?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer looks her dead in the eye and replies, \u201cDo you also know that both of my parents are suffering life-threatening illnesses and have medical bills several times their own income?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lady, taken back, replies, \u201cWell.. No\u2026 I thought\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He interrupts her, \u201cDid you also know my sister\u2019s husband left her and their two kids without a penny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Still stuttering she replies, \u201cUm\u2026 Oh my\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd my brother lost his legs in the war,\u201d The lawyer continues.<\/p>\n<p>At this point the people from the shelter are dumbstruck and aren\u2019t saying a word.<\/p>\n<p>Then he finishes, \u201cIf they don\u2019t get a cent, do you expect to?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way. The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet. They go to his door and he answers, \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d One<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Clean-Lawyer-Joke-A-very-wealthy-lawyer-in-a-small-town-is-notorious-for-never-giving-money-to-any-charity.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3091,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions\/3091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}