{"id":2669,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2669"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"joke-of-the-day-carl-was-in-the-kitchen-wielding-a-fly-swatter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/joke-of-the-day-carl-was-in-the-kitchen-wielding-a-fly-swatter\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke Of The Day: Carl was in the kitchen wielding a fly swatter&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-40618\">\n<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Joke Of The Day: Carl was in the kitchen wielding a fly swatter when his wife came home\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P7hdLe4jXkc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>A woman came home from work after a long day at the office.   <\/p>\n<p>When she walked into the kitchen, she found her husband walking around wielding a fly swatter.   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cCarl, what are you doing?\u201d she asked.   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m hunting flies,\u201d he said.   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I see,\u201d she said. \u201cDid you get any?\u201d she asked.   <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep, three males and two females,\u201d he replied in a confident tone.   <\/p>\n<p>The woman was intrigued by her husband\u2019s apparent fly knowledge.   <\/p>\n<p>She enquired, \u201cBut how can you tell the difference between males and females?\u201d   <\/p>\n<p>He replied, <\/p>\n<p>\u201cEasy. Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 A woman came home from work after a long day at the office. When she walked into the kitchen, she found her husband walking around wielding a fly swatter. \u201cCarl, what are you doing?\u201d she asked. \u201cI\u2019m hunting flies,\u201d he said.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2670,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/P7hdLe4jXkc\/maxresdefault.jpg?meta=og:image","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3092,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions\/3092"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}