{"id":2685,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2685"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"four-men-are-in-the-hospital-waiting-room-because-their-wives-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/four-men-are-in-the-hospital-waiting-room-because-their-wives-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/no-money-empty-pocket-clipart-transparent-black-and-white-4-e1552171016228.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"120\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25806\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.<\/h2>\n<p>A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of twins.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s odd,\u201d answers the man. \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s weird,\u201d answers the second man. \u201cI work for the 3M company!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A nurse tells the third man, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of quadruplets!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s strange,\u201d he answers. \u201cI work for the Four Seasons hotel!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d the others ask.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI work for 7 Up!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of twins.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s odd,\u201d answers the man. \u201cI work for the Minnesota Twins!\u201d A nurse says to the second guy, \u201cCongratulations! You\u2019re the father of triplets!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2686,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Four-men-are-in-the-hospital-waiting-room-because-their-wives-are-having-babies-clean-funny-joke.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3100,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions\/3100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}