{"id":2711,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2711"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","slug":"these-hilarious-10-quips-were-overheard-on-the-golf-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/these-hilarious-10-quips-were-overheard-on-the-golf-course\/","title":{"rendered":"These hilarious 10 quips were overheard on the Golf course"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/golf-2634150__340-e1551886995765.png\" alt=\"Golf-2634150 340\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>#10<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Golfer: \u201cI think I\u2019m going to drown myself in the lake.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cThink you can keep your head down that long?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#9<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Golfer: \u201cI\u2019d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cTry heaven, you\u2019ve already moved most of the earth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#8<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cDo you think my game is improving?\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cYes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#7<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cDo you think I can get there with a 5 iron?\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cEventually.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#6<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cYou\u2019ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cI don\u2019t think so . . . . That would be too much of a coincidence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#5<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cPlease stop checking your watch all the time. It\u2019s too much of a distraction.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cIt\u2019s not a watch \u2013 it\u2019s a compass.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#4<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cHow do you like my game?\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cIt\u2019s very good \u2013 but personally, I prefer golf.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#3<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cDo you think it\u2019s a sin to play on Sunday?<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cThe way you play, it\u2019s a sin on any day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>#2<\/strong><br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cThis is the worst course I\u2019ve ever played on.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddie: \u201cThis isn\u2019t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>And the Number #1<\/strong> . . . . Best Caddie Comment:<br \/>\nGolfer: \u201cThat can\u2019t be my ball, it\u2019s too old.\u201d<br \/>\nCaddy: \u201cIt\u2019s been a long time since we teed off, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Bonus . . . . .<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.<\/p>\n<p>He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy.<\/p>\n<p>Golfer: \u201cCan you see any obvious problems?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Caddie: \u201cThere\u2019s a piece of s**t on the end of your club.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Caddie: \u201cNo sir, it\u2019s at the other end\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#10 Golfer: \u201cI think I\u2019m going to drown myself in the lake.\u201d Caddie: \u201cThink you can keep your head down that long?\u201d #9 Golfer: \u201cI\u2019d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.\u201d Caddie: \u201cTry heaven, you\u2019ve already moved most of the earth.\u201d #8 Golfer: \u201cDo you think my game is improving?\u201d Caddie:<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/These-hilarious-10-quips-were-overheard-on-the-Golf-course.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3113,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2711\/revisions\/3113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}