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A taxi driver picks up a Nun, and as she enters the cab, she notices the incredibly handsome driver who can\u2019t seem to stop staring at her. She curiously inquires, \u201cWhy are you staring at me?\u201d<\/p>\n
He responds, \u201cI have a question I\u2019d like to ask, but I don\u2019t want to be disrespectful.\u201d<\/p>\n
She reassures him, \u201cMy dear, you cannot offend me. After a lifetime as a nun, you see and hear just about everything. I\u2019m confident there\u2019s nothing you could ask or say that would be offensive.\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver hesitates before confessing, \u201cWell, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy about a nun kissing me.\u201d<\/p>\n
With a playful smile, she says, \u201cLet\u2019s see what we can do about that, but there are conditions. First, you have to be single, and second, you must be Catholic.\u201d<\/p>\n
Excitedly, the cab driver agrees, \u201cYes, I\u2019m single, and I\u2019m Catholic!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery well,\u201d the nun says, \u201cPull into the next alley.\u201d<\/p>\n
In the alley, the nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss that would make even the boldest blush. However, as they return to the road, the cab driver begins to cry.<\/p>\n
Concerned, the nun asks, \u201cMy dear child, why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n
He tearfully admits, \u201cForgive me, but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied to you. I\u2019m married, and I\u2019m Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun, with a mischievous grin, responds, \u201cThat\u2019s quite all right. My name is Steve, and I\u2019m on my way to a Halloween party!\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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