{"id":996,"date":"2023-11-08T10:49:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=996"},"modified":"2023-11-08T10:49:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:49:57","slug":"a-dog-walks-into-a-butcher-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/a-dog-walks-into-a-butcher-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/A-Dog-Walks-Into-A-Butcher-Shop.png\" alt=\"A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"g1-mega g1-mega-1st entry-title\">A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop<\/h1>\n<p>The butcher inquires, &#8220;What can I get you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The dog points its paw at a steak displayed in a glass case.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How many pounds?&#8221; The dog lets out two barks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anything else?&#8221; The dog indicates some pork chops and barks four times.<\/p>\n<p>Consequently, the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, then places the package in the dog&#8217;s mouth.<\/p>\n<p>He proceeds to retrieve money from a purse tied around the dog&#8217;s neck and shows the dog the way out.<\/p>\n<p>A customer, who has been observing this scene in astonishment, tails the dog to a residence a few blocks away. The dog rings the doorbell, seeking entry.<\/p>\n<p>When the homeowner answers the door, the customer remarks, &#8220;What an extraordinary dog!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Extraordinary?&#8221; the owner scoffs. &#8220;This is the second time this week he&#8217;s forgotten his keys.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop The butcher inquires, &#8220;What can I get you?&#8221; The dog points its paw at a steak displayed in a glass case. &#8220;How many pounds?&#8221; The dog lets out two barks. &#8220;Anything else?&#8221; The dog indicates some pork chops and barks four times. Consequently, the butcher wraps up a [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[358,718,717,725,701,716,699,661,368,722,726,719,723,720,721,360,724,587],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-amusing","tag-animal","tag-butcher-shop","tag-canine","tag-customer","tag-dog","tag-entertainment","tag-funny","tag-humorous","tag-interaction","tag-pet-shop","tag-pets","tag-shopkeeper","tag-story","tag-surprise","tag-unexpected","tag-visit","tag-walk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1002,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/1002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}