JOKES OF THE DAY She was feeding her husband cat food for 50…

JOKES OF THE DAY She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years… Funny Jokes

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An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food.

The cashier says, “Got a lot of cats at home?” smiling.

The woman replies, “Cats? Oh no dear! I’m allergic. These are for my husband. It’s all he will eat.”

The cashier, shocked, says, “You feed him ONLY cat food? He’ll die!”

The woman snaps back, “I’ve been feeding him cat food for 50 years and he’s absolutely fine, thank you very much! Mind your own business!”

A week later, the same elderly woman approaches the same cashier with bread, milk, peanut butter, but no cat food.

The cashier asks, “No cat food this week?”

The woman replies, “No! My husband’s dead.”

The cashier says, “I’m sorry, but I told you eating nothing but cat food would kill him.”

The woman, smirking, says, “For your information, it wasn’t the cat food,”…

“He was licking his balls and fell off the roof.”

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