{"id":1000,"date":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","slug":"an-old-man-entered-the-car-agency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/an-old-man-entered-the-car-agency\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Man Entered The Car Agency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/An-Old-Man-Entered-The-Car-Agency.png\" alt=\"An Old Man Entered The Car Agency\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An elderly gentleman and his youthful wife entered the car dealership. The owner of the dealership noticed the couple and approached them personally. He couldn&#8217;t help but admire the lady, which didn&#8217;t escape the old man&#8217;s attention.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;May I suggest a wager?&#8221; the old man proposed. &#8220;If you can do everything to my wife that I can do and still end up in the same situation as I do, I&#8217;ll pay double for the car. But if you can&#8217;t, you give it to me for free.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, it&#8217;s a deal!&#8221; the agency owner agreed.<\/p>\n<p>The old man proceeded to give his wife a passionate kiss, and the dealership owner did the same. Then the man unbuttoned his wife&#8217;s blouse and kissed her chest, and the agency owner did likewise.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the husband unzipped his pants, exposed his private organ, and bent it in half.<\/p>\n<p>The agency owner, without missing a beat, inquired, &#8220;What color car would you like?&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman and his youthful wife entered the car dealership. The owner of the dealership noticed the couple and approached them personally. He couldn&#8217;t help but admire the lady, which didn&#8217;t escape the old man&#8217;s attention. &#8220;May I suggest a wager?&#8221; the old man proposed. &#8220;If you can do everything to my wife that [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[747,749,748,746,198,188,197],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-car-agency","tag-enter","tag-entered","tag-old-man","tag-post","tag-visibility","tag-wordpress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}