{"id":1000,"date":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T10:58:23","slug":"an-old-man-entered-the-car-agency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/an-old-man-entered-the-car-agency\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Man Entered The Car Agency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/An-Old-Man-Entered-The-Car-Agency.png\" alt=\"An Old Man Entered The Car Agency\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An elderly gentleman and his youthful wife entered the car dealership. The owner of the dealership noticed the couple and approached them personally. He couldn\u2019t help but admire the lady, which didn\u2019t escape the old man\u2019s attention.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMay I suggest a wager?\u201d the old man proposed. \u201cIf you can do everything to my wife that I can do and still end up in the same situation as I do, I\u2019ll pay double for the car. But if you can\u2019t, you give it to me for free.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, it\u2019s a deal!\u201d the agency owner agreed.<\/p>\n<p>The old man proceeded to give his wife a passionate kiss, and the dealership owner did the same. Then the man unbuttoned his wife\u2019s blouse and kissed her chest, and the agency owner did likewise.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the husband unzipped his pants, exposed his private organ, and bent it in half.<\/p>\n<p>The agency owner, without missing a beat, inquired, \u201cWhat color car would you like?\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman and his youthful wife entered the car dealership. The owner of the dealership noticed the couple and approached them personally. He couldn\u2019t help but admire the lady, which didn\u2019t escape the old man\u2019s attention. \u201cMay I suggest a wager?\u201d the old man proposed. \u201cIf you can do everything to my wife that [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[747,749,748,746,198,188,197],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-car-agency","tag-enter","tag-entered","tag-old-man","tag-post","tag-visibility","tag-wordpress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}