An elderly cowboy strides into a saloon, his sole attire being a pair of boots.<\/p>\n
“Where’re your clothes, Slim?” questions one of the patrons.<\/p>\n
“Back at the barn. I was tending to the horses when a stunning blonde pulled up,” he begins.<\/p>\n
She says, ‘I want to show you something in the barn. Follow me.’<\/p>\n
So, naturally, I followed.<\/p>\n
In the barn, she says, ‘Strip down.’<\/p>\n
Without hesitation, I did as she asked.<\/p>\n
Then she disrobes and says, ‘Like what you see?’<\/p>\n
I tell you, fellers, she had the most incredible figure I’ve ever laid eyes on! I replied, ‘Yes, ma’am, I sure do!’<\/p>\n
Next thing I know, she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says, ‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’<\/p>\n
So I pulled on my boots, and that’s how I ended up here.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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