During his annual check-up, a 92-year-old man informed the doctor that he was feeling fantastic and had never been better. He shared exciting news about his life, mentioning that he now had a 20-year-old bride who was expecting their child. Curious, he asked the doctor for his thoughts on the matter.<\/p>\n
In response, the doctor shared a hunting anecdote about an absent-minded friend who, forgetting his ammunition, encountered a beaver by a lake. Despite the lack of bullets, the friend aimed his rifle, shouted ‘bang bang,’ and miraculously, two shots rang out, slaying the beaver.<\/p>\n
Turning the story back to the elderly man, the doctor asked for his opinion. After a thoughtful moment, the man replied, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.” The doctor nodded in agreement, saying, “My thoughts exactly.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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