An elderly gentleman enters a bank and says to the teller, “I’d like to open a checking account.”<\/p>\n
The surprised woman responds, “I apologize, but we don’t tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”<\/p>\n
She steps away from the window and informs the bank manager of the situation.<\/p>\n
The manager concurs that such language should not be tolerated, and they both return to the window. The manager addresses the old man, asking, “Sir, what appears to be the issue here?”<\/p>\n
The man retorts, “There’s no problem. I just won $200 million in the lottery, and I want to deposit my money in this bank.”<\/p>\n
“Ah, I understand now,” says the manager. “Is this individual causing you any trouble, sir?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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