An elderly gentleman enters a bank and says to the teller, \u201cI\u2019d like to open a checking account.\u201d<\/p>\n
The surprised woman responds, \u201cI apologize, but we don\u2019t tolerate that kind of language in this bank.\u201d<\/p>\n
She steps away from the window and informs the bank manager of the situation.<\/p>\n
The manager concurs that such language should not be tolerated, and they both return to the window. The manager addresses the old man, asking, \u201cSir, what appears to be the issue here?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man retorts, \u201cThere\u2019s no problem. I just won $200 million in the lottery, and I want to deposit my money in this bank.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAh, I understand now,\u201d says the manager. \u201cIs this individual causing you any trouble, sir?\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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