{"id":2525,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2525"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:07","slug":"the-old-man-didnt-flinch-when-the-devil-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/the-old-man-didnt-flinch-when-the-devil-arrived\/","title":{"rendered":"The old man didn\u2019t flinch when the Devil arrived"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/devil-29973_960_720-e1554238358860.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"135\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking.<\/h2>\n<p>Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.<\/p>\n<p>Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God\u2019s ultimate enemy was in his presence.<\/p>\n<p>So Satan walked up to the old man and said, \u201cDon\u2019t you know who I am?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replied, \u201cYep, sure do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAren\u2019t you afraid of me?\u201d Satan asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope, sure ain\u2019t.\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t you realize I can kill you with a word?\u201d asked Satan.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t doubt it for a minute,\u201d returned the old man, in an even tone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?\u201d persisted Satan.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep,\u201d was the calm reply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd you\u2019re still not afraid?\u201d asked Satan.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, \u201cWell, why aren\u2019t you afraid of me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man calmly replied, \u201cBeen married to your sister for over 48 years.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[1465,663,2219,2220],"class_list":["post-2525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-devil","tag-humor","tag-old-age","tag-wit"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Funny-Joke-The-old-man-didnt-flinch-when-the-Devil-arrived.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3126,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2525\/revisions\/3126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}