{"id":2535,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"he-went-to-buy-a-guard-dog-but-his-wife-was-angry-when-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/he-went-to-buy-a-guard-dog-but-his-wife-was-angry-when-he\/","title":{"rendered":"He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/UPSS1_ChuckyChihuahua-e1553996182831.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"171\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A couple decide that they need a guard dog.<\/h2>\n<p>So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees, \u201cI need a guard dog to protect my apartment\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The employee responds, \u201cI have the perfect dog for you\u201d, she then showed him a chihuahua.<\/p>\n<p>The man was not impressed and said, \u201cI need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a chihuahua can\u2019t do that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut this is no regular chihuahua. It\u2019s an attack chihuahua!\u201d the employee said, \u201cHere, I\u2019ll show you how it works!\u00a0 Attack chihuahua, chair\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the chihuahua destroyed the chair, leaving only splinters behind.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d the guy said \u201cBut I still think we need a real guard dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you sure?\u201d she responded \u201cHere I\u2019ll show you again. Attack chihuahua, table!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pointed to a table, and, again, the chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table.<\/p>\n<p>The man said \u201cOkay, okay, I\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When he brought it home, his wife was very angry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy did you buy a chihuahua?!\u201d She yelled<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause\u201d he responded, \u201cthis is no ordinary chihuahua, this is an attack chihuahua!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAttack chihuahua, my ass!\u201d she responded<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple decide that they need a guard dog. So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees, \u201cI need a guard dog to protect my apartment\u201d The employee responds, \u201cI have the perfect dog for you\u201d, she then showed him a chihuahua. The man was not impressed and<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Joke-He-went-to-buy-a-guard-dog-but-his-wife-was-angry-when-he-returned-with-a-chihuahua.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3131,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions\/3131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}