{"id":2553,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"the-man-is-racked-with-guilt-and-confesses-to-his-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/the-man-is-racked-with-guilt-and-confesses-to-his-neighbor\/","title":{"rendered":"The man is racked with guilt and confesses to his neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-31614\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/angry-man-e1592490303732.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"145\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31616\"><\/p>\n<h2>A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cBob, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around, probably more than you. It\u2019s been so incredible and fun, I\u2019ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know it\u2019s no excuse but I don\u2019t get it at home. I can\u2019t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you\u2019ll accept my sincerest apology. It won\u2019t happen again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.<\/p>\n<p>Moments later the guy gets a second text:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBloomin\u2019 auto-correct, it\u2019ll be the death of me! I meant to say \u2018wifi&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor: \u201cBob, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:\u201d \u201cI have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around, probably more than you. It\u2019s been so incredible and fun, I\u2019ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/JokesOfTheDay.com-Marriage-Joke-The-man-is-racked-with-guilt-and-confesses-to-his-neighbor.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3140,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions\/3140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}