{"id":2557,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2557"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","slug":"clean-old-school-joke-a-guy-goes-into-a-bar-and-starts-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/clean-old-school-joke-a-guy-goes-into-a-bar-and-starts-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean (old school) Joke: A guy goes into a bar, and starts to&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/man-e1567613664367.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"79\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28953\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A guy walks into a bar and sits down.<\/h2>\n<p>He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn\u2019t need any trouble here.<\/p>\n<p>The guy says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. I\u2019m very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says \u201cProve it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s incredible,\u201d says the bartender.\u00a0 \u201cI would never have believed it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d said the guy, \u201cI can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it.\u00a0 By the way, where is the men\u2019s room?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender directs him to the men\u2019s room.<\/p>\n<p>The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn\u2019t return.<\/p>\n<p>Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men\u2019s room.<\/p>\n<p>There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my god!\u201d said the bartender. \u201cDid they rob you? Are you hurt?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy turns and says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I\u2019m ok. I\u2019m just waiting for a fax.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers on his hand, like a telephone, and talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn\u2019t need any trouble here. The guy says, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand. I\u2019m very hi-tech. I had<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Clean-Joke-A-guy-goes-into-a-bar-and-starts-to-dial-numbers-on-his-hand-and-talk-into-it.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}