{"id":2569,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:20:55","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:20:55","slug":"clean-country-music-joke-there-was-a-guy-who-wants-to-be-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/clean-country-music-joke-there-was-a-guy-who-wants-to-be-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean Country Music Joke \u2013 There was a guy who wants to be a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-28935\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/morgue-e1567595883254.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"201\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28936\"><\/p>\n<h2>There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>\u2026 so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it\u2019s a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing!<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026 On the road again, just can\u2019t wait to get on the road again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook!\u201d he says, and pulls the cork out again, \u201c\u2026 On the road again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The M.A. is totally unimpressed.\u00a0 \u201dSo what?\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIsn\u2019t that the most amazing thing you\u2019ve ever seen?\u201d, the guy asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you kidding?\u201d says the M.A.\u00a0 \u201cAny asshole can sing country music!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist\u2026 \u2026 so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it\u2019s a little strange<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2570,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2351,362,2352,2334,663],"class_list":["post-2569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-clean-country-music","tag-comedy","tag-country-music-joke","tag-funny-joke","tag-humor"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Clean-Country-Music-Joke-There-was-a-guy-who-wants-to-be-a-proctologist-so-he-goes-to-the-morgue-to-practice.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3148,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions\/3148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}