{"id":2587,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2587"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:19:30","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:19:30","slug":"an-irishman-was-shipwrecked-alone-until-this-gorgeous-temptress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/an-irishman-was-shipwrecked-alone-until-this-gorgeous-temptress\/","title":{"rendered":"An Irishman was shipwrecked alone, until this gorgeous temptress…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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An Irishman has been shipwrecked and stranded on an island for over 20 years.<\/h2>\n

One day, on his daily walk of the beach, he sees something way out in the ocean.\u00a0 At first he couldn\u2019t make out what it was, as it got closer, he could see something red.<\/p>\n

Finally, it was close enough to determine that the red was actually the hair of a woman. A very pretty dame in her 20s.<\/p>\n

When she arrived on shore she was surprised to find anyone there, as this is a very remote island.<\/p>\n

She walks up to the Irishman and asks him how he got there.\u00a0 He says \u201cI haven\u2019t seen another soul in over 20 years since I was shipwrecked and stranded here.\u201d<\/p>\n

She says, \u201c20 years you say? Well, that\u2019s a long time to go without a drink\u201d, she pulls down her wetsuit zipper a bit, reaches in and pulls out a bottle of Irish whiskey.\u00a0 \u201cHow would you like a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n

He obliges and takes a couple of swallows.\u00a0 \u201cBless your heart, that\u2019s the best tasting whiskey I\u2019ve had in me whole life.\u201d<\/p>\n

She says, \u201cIt\u2019s been a long time since you\u2019ve had a smoke, would you like a cigarette?\u201d<\/p>\n

He happily obliges and she pulls the wetsuit zipper down even farther and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and some matches.<\/p>\n

He lights the cigarette, has a few drags and says, \u201cBless your heart, that\u2019s the best cigarette I\u2019ve had in me whole life.\u201d<\/p>\n

She then says, \u201cSo you\u2019ve been stranded here for over 20 years, how\u2019d you like to play around?\u201d\u00a0 She pulls the wetsuit zipper down the rest of the way, exposing her sumptuous naked body.<\/p>\n

He responds, \u201cOh bless your heart, you\u2019ve got a set of clubs in there have you?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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