{"id":2593,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2593"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:20:20","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:20:20","slug":"florida-woman-stops-12%e2%80%b2-alligator-with-a-22-cal-beretta-pistol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/florida-woman-stops-12%e2%80%b2-alligator-with-a-22-cal-beretta-pistol\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Woman Stops 12\u2032 Alligator with a .22 cal Beretta Pistol"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-31452\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/woman-gun-e1592172542542.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"150\" height=\"200\" data-wp-pid=\"31453\"><\/h2>\n<h2>This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.<\/h2>\n<p>What\u2019s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s her story in her own words:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhile walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.<\/p>\n<p>It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.<\/p>\n<p>If I had not had my little Beretta .22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!<\/p>\n<p>Just one shot to my estranged husband\u2019s knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.<\/p>\n<p>The amount I saved in lawyer\u2019s fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What\u2019s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? Here\u2019s her story in her own words: \u201cWhile walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2594,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2340,2338,2342,2337,2341,661,700,2339,1000],"class_list":["post-2593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-22-caliber","tag-alligator","tag-beretta","tag-florida","tag-florida-woman","tag-funny","tag-joke","tag-pistol","tag-woman"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Humor-Florida-Woman-Stops-12-Alligator-with-a-.22-cal-Beretta-Pistol.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2593"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3160,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2593\/revisions\/3160"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}