{"id":2605,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2605"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:18:30","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:18:30","slug":"three-bulls-heard-the-rancher-was-bringing-another-bull-onto-the-ranch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/three-bulls-heard-the-rancher-was-bringing-another-bull-onto-the-ranch\/","title":{"rendered":"Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch"},"content":{"rendered":"
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First Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years.\u00a0 I\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d<\/p>\n

Second Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows.\u00a0 I\u2019m keeping all my cows.\u201d<\/p>\n

Third Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.\u00a0 I may not be as big as you fellows, but I\u2019m keeping all 10 of my cows.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they\u2019ve ever seen.\u00a0 At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.<\/p>\n

First Bull: \u201cI think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.\u201d<\/p>\n

Second Bull: \u201cI actually have too many cows to take care of.\u00a0 I can spare a few.\u00a0 I\u2019m certainly not looking for an argument.\u201d<\/p>\n

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.<\/p>\n

First Bull: \u201cSon, don\u2019t be foolish \u2014 let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Third Bull: \u201cHell, he can have all my cows. I\u2019m just making sure he knows I\u2019m a bull.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here five years.\u00a0 I\u2019m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.\u201d Second Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows.\u00a0 I\u2019m keeping all my cows.\u201d Third Bull: \u201cI\u2019ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[1207,2291,2293,661,663,700,2292,2290],"class_list":["post-2605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-agriculture","tag-bull","tag-cattle","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-livestock","tag-ranch"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Clean-Joke-Of-The-Day-Three-bulls-heard-the-rancher-was-bringing-another-bull-onto-the-ranch.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3166,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions\/3166"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}