{"id":2639,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2639"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","slug":"the-minister-cant-believe-what-the-other-man-got","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/the-minister-cant-believe-what-the-other-man-got\/","title":{"rendered":"The minister cant believe what the other man got"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man_driving_car-e1585813667594.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"226\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"30001\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.<\/h2>\n<p>Ahead of him is a guy who\u2019s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter addresses this guy, \u201cWho are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy replies, \u201cI\u2019m Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter consults his list.<\/p>\n<p>He smiles and says to the taxi driver, \u201cTake this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it\u2019s the minister\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n<p>He stands erect and booms out, \u201cI am Joseph Snow, pastor of Calvary for the last forty-three years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>St Peter consults his list.<\/p>\n<p>He says to the minister, \u201cTake this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust a minute,\u201d says the minister. \u201cThat man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUp here, we work by results,\u201d says Saint Peter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhile you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who\u2019s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, \u201cWho are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?\u201d The guy<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2640,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Joke-The-minister-cant-believe-what-the-other-man-got.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2639"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3077,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions\/3077"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}