{"id":2641,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2641"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:02","slug":"they-all-must-spend-80-years-in-hell-with-the-guilty-pleasures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/they-all-must-spend-80-years-in-hell-with-the-guilty-pleasures\/","title":{"rendered":"They all must spend 80 years in hell with the guilty pleasures&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-27025\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/disgusting-1300592-e1554563654781.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"128\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Three men die and are sent to Hell.\u00a0 Satan punishes them based on their sins.<\/h2>\n<p>They all must spend 80 years locked in a room with the guilty pleasures they had in life.<\/p>\n<p>The alcoholic will have all the booze he can drink.\u00a0 The sex addict will have countless beautiful, horny women.\u00a0 And the pot head will have all the weed he can smoke.<\/p>\n<p>The three men face their punishments happily.<\/p>\n<p>80 years later, Satan opens their doors.<\/p>\n<p>The alcoholic had drank all the booze and was incredibly sick from a hangover that never cured.\u00a0 He pleaded for repentance, swearing to never drink again.<\/p>\n<p>The sex addict had not aged, and was being chased by several unattractive, horny old ladies.\u00a0 He begged Satan to let him go as he had learned his lesson.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, Satan opened the door to the pot head\u2019s room.\u00a0 To his surprise, none of the weed had been smoked.<\/p>\n<p>The pot head was sitting on the floor crying.\u00a0 He said to Satan,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you have a lighter man?!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three men die and are sent to Hell.\u00a0 Satan punishes them based on their sins. They all must spend 80 years locked in a room with the guilty pleasures they had in life. The alcoholic will have all the booze he can drink.\u00a0 The sex addict will have countless beautiful, horny women.\u00a0 And the pot<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Joke-They-all-must-spend-80-years-in-hell-with-the-guilty-pleasures-they-had-in-life.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3078,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2641\/revisions\/3078"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}