{"id":2671,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"two-priests-go-to-hawaii-and-notice-a-stunning-blonde-in-a-string","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/two-priests-go-to-hawaii-and-notice-a-stunning-blonde-in-a-string\/","title":{"rendered":"Two priests go to Hawaii and notice a stunning blonde in a string&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25848\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/yAWTkAh-e1552452075311.jpg\" alt =\"1\" width=\"107\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25849\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won\u2019t be identified as clergy.<\/h2>\n<p>They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon hit the beach.\u00a0 They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood afternoon, Fathers,\u201d she says as she strolls by.<\/p>\n<p>The men are stunned.\u00a0 How does she know they\u2019re clergy?<\/p>\n<p>Later they buy even wilder attire: surfer shorts, tie-dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, they return to the beach.\u00a0 The same fabulous blonde, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them, and says, \u201cGood morning, Fathers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust a minute, young lady,\u201d says one of the priests.\u00a0 \u201cWe are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t you recognize me? I\u2019m Sister Kathryn from the convent.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won\u2019t be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon hit the beach.\u00a0 They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini. \u201cGood afternoon, Fathers,\u201d she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned.\u00a0 How does she know they\u2019re<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2672,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Two-priests-go-to-Hawaii-and-notice-a-stunning-blonde-in-a-string-bikini.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3093,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2671\/revisions\/3093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}