{"id":2683,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"a-guy-goes-into-the-us-postal-service-to-apply-for-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/a-guy-goes-into-the-us-postal-service-to-apply-for-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/postman-clipart-1-e1552259691956.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"112\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25810\"><\/h2>\n<p>The interviewer asks him, \u201cAre you allergic to anything?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replies, \u201cYes, caffeine. I can\u2019t drink coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, have you ever been in the military service?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d he says, \u201cI was in Afghanistan for one tour.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer says, \u201cThat will give you 5 extra points toward employment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then he asks, \u201cAre you disabled in any way?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy says, \u201cYes.\u00a0 A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer grimaces and then says, \u201cDisabled in your country\u2019s service!\u00a0 Well that qualifies for extra bonus points.\u00a0 Okay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.\u00a0 Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM.\u00a0 You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy is puzzled and asks, \u201cif the work hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM, why don\u2019t you want me here until 10:00 AM?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is a government job,\u201d the interviewer says.\u00a0 \u201cFor the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.\u00a0 No point in you coming in for that.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The interviewer asks him, \u201cAre you allergic to anything?\u201d He replies, \u201cYes, caffeine. I can\u2019t drink coffee.\u201d \u201cOK, have you ever been in the military service?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d he says, \u201cI was in Afghanistan for one tour.\u201d The interviewer says, \u201cThat will give you 5 extra points toward employment.\u201d Then he asks, \u201cAre you disabled in<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/A-guy-goes-into-the-US-postal-service-to-apply-for-a-job.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3099,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions\/3099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}