{"id":2689,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2689"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"three-dinosaurs-make-a-wish-each","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/three-dinosaurs-make-a-wish-each\/","title":{"rendered":"Three dinosaurs make a wish each"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25772\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/888039ccf84001549e2394c04606b54f-e1552105920807.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"188\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"25773\"><\/h2>\n<h2>3 dinosaurs are out hunting for food, when they come upon a shiny lamp.<\/h2>\n<p>One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello!\u00a0 I am genie!\u00a0 Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wish for a large piece of meat!\u201d, The first dinosaur said.<\/p>\n<p>And so a large slab of meat materialized before his eyes and plopped down in front of him!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wish for a shower of meat!\u201d, The second dinosaur said.<\/p>\n<p>And so the genie made all different sorts of meats from different animals rain from a small cloud above the dinosaur\u2019s head.<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to be outdone by his friends the third dinosaur quickly tries to think of something better.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 \u201cI wish for a meatier shower!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 <em>and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, explains everything.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 dinosaurs are out hunting for food, when they come upon a shiny lamp. One of them rubs it, and a mystical blue genie flies out of it! \u201cHello!\u00a0 I am genie!\u00a0 Since there are 3 of you, you each get 1 wish!\u201d \u201cI wish for a large piece of meat!\u201d, The first dinosaur said.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2690,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Three-dinosaurs-make-a-wish-each.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2689"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3102,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2689\/revisions\/3102"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}