{"id":2697,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2697"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","slug":"joke-the-big-alligator-explains-why-his-companion-is-much-smaller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/joke-the-big-alligator-explains-why-his-companion-is-much-smaller\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke \u2013 The big alligator explains why his companion is much smaller"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-31333\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/two-alligators-e1591987887203.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"125\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31334\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.<\/h2>\n<p>The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, \u201cI can\u2019t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We\u2019re the same age; We were the same size as kids. I just don\u2019t get it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, \u201d said the big Gator, \u201cWhat have you been eating?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLawyers and politicians, same as you, \u201d replied the small Gator.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHmm. Well, where do you catch them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDown the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSame here. Hmm. How do you catch them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat \u2019em!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh!\u201d says the big Alligator, \u201cI think I see your problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re not getting any real nourishment.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a lawyer or a politician, there\u2019s nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, \u201cI can\u2019t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We\u2019re the same age; We were the same size as kids. I just don\u2019t get it.\u201d \u201cWell, \u201d said the<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2698,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Joke-The-big-alligator-explains-why-his-companion-is-much-smaller.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3106,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2697\/revisions\/3106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}