{"id":2709,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2709"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:06","slug":"a-married-couple-are-out-golfing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/a-married-couple-are-out-golfing\/","title":{"rendered":"A married couple are out golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-28898\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/golfer-e1566428127944.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"102\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"28900\"><\/h2>\n<p>The husband slices his tee shot into the trees.\u00a0 They find the ball resting behind an oak.<\/p>\n<p>The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, from here I can see the flagstick.\u00a0 Why not try to reach the green?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He takes a look, decides to take the shot, and pulls out his 9-iron.<\/p>\n<p>The ball ricochets off the oak hitting his wife directly between the eyes.\u00a0 She is killed instantly.<\/p>\n<p>A year later the man is playing the same hole with his new wife.\u00a0 He hits an identical slice. They find the ball resting in almost the same spot as before.<\/p>\n<p>Just as he\u2019s about to chip out onto the fairway his new bride says, \u201cWait, honey! From here I can see\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, hell no!\u201d he spurts. \u201cLast time I tried that shot I got a double-bogey!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The husband slices his tee shot into the trees.\u00a0 They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him. \u201cHoney, from here I can see the flagstick.\u00a0 Why not try to reach the green?\u201d He takes a<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Golf-Joke-A-married-couple-are-out-golfing.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}