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Yesterday, I visited my local TSC store to purchase a large bag of dog food for my faithful livestock guardian. While waiting in the checkout line, a woman standing behind me inquired if I had a dog.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t help but wonder if she mistook my pet for an elephant. With a spontaneous urge, I responded, mentioning that I didn’t own a dog. Instead, I claimed I was embarking on the Dog Diet once again. I casually added that it might not be the wisest choice since my last attempt landed me in the hospital. I had shed 10 pounds but ended up in the intensive care unit, surrounded by tubes and IVs.<\/p>\n
I elaborated, explaining that the Dog Diet is quite straightforward. You load your pockets with dog nuggets and consume one or two whenever hunger strikes, as the food provides complete nutrition. I planned to give it another shot.<\/p>\n
(At this point, practically everyone in the line was captivated by my narrative.)<\/p>\n
To her horror, she asked if my hospitalization was due to dog food poisoning.<\/p>\n
I assured her it wasn’t. Instead, I confessed that I’d ventured off the curb to investigate an Irish Setter’s rear end, only to be struck by a passing car.<\/p>\n
The person behind her laughed so hard it seemed he might have a heart attack.<\/p>\n
As a result, I’ve been banned from Tractor Supply.<\/p>\n
This story serves as a reminder to be cautious about what you ask retired individuals. They have an abundance of time to conjure up witty responses.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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