{"id":773,"date":"2023-10-18T17:06:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T17:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=773"},"modified":"2023-10-18T17:06:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T17:06:58","slug":"half-a-million-dollars-old-granny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/half-a-million-dollars-old-granny\/","title":{"rendered":"Half A Million Dollars Old Granny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Half-A-Million-Dollars-2.png\" alt=\"Half A Million Dollars\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Half A Million Dollars Old Granny<\/h3>\n<p>Old Granny Parkinson had become the fortunate recipient of over half a million dollars through a lottery win. However, due to her frail condition, her family worried that the sudden news might prove too overwhelming for her. Consequently, they summoned the family doctor to seek his counsel.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can break the news gently if you\u2019d prefer,\u201d offered the doctor. \u201cI\u2019ll approach the topic gradually.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The family gratefully accepted his offer and ushered him into the elderly woman\u2019s bedroom. The doctor feigned a routine examination before engaging her in casual conversation, artfully guiding it toward the subject of wealth.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMrs. Parkinson,\u201d he inquired, \u201cwhat would be your course of action if you were to suddenly inherit half a million dollars?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The elderly lady contemplated for a moment, then responded, \u201cHalf a million? Well, you\u2019ve always been exceptionally kind to me, doctor, so I believe I\u2019d give half of it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In an instant, the doctor collapsed and passed away from the shock.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Half A Million Dollars Old Granny Old Granny Parkinson had become the fortunate recipient of over half a million dollars through a lottery win. However, due to her frail condition, her family worried that the sudden news might prove too overwhelming for her. Consequently, they summoned the family doctor to seek his counsel. \u201cI can [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[494,193,495,188,190],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-half-a-million-dollars","tag-keywords","tag-old-granny","tag-visibility","tag-wordpress-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":778,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions\/778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}