{"id":841,"date":"2023-10-22T12:45:24","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T12:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=841"},"modified":"2023-10-22T12:45:24","modified_gmt":"2023-10-22T12:45:24","slug":"a-marine-shares-a-room-with-a-navy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/a-marine-shares-a-room-with-a-navy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Marine Shares A Room With A Navy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"A<\/p>\n

A Marine Shares A Room With A Navy<\/h3>\n

One late evening, a weary Marine arrived in a small town, only to discover that all the hotel rooms were fully booked.<\/p>\n

As he reached the final hotel, he implored the manager, “Please, there must be someplace to rest, even just a bed, I don’t mind where.”<\/p>\n

The manager reluctantly admitted, “Well, I do have a double room with a lone occupant, a Navy personnel. He might be willing to split the cost, but there’s a catch. He snores so loudly that previous guests in neighboring rooms have complained. I’m not sure if it’s worth it to you.”<\/p>\n

The fatigued Marine replied, “No worries, I’ll take it.” The following morning, the Marine appeared at breakfast, well-rested and full of energy.<\/p>\n

The manager inquired, “How did you sleep?”<\/p>\n

“Better than ever,” replied the Marine.<\/p>\n

The manager was impressed and inquired, “No trouble with the other guy’s snoring, then?”<\/p>\n

The Marine chuckled, “Nope, I managed to silence him quickly.”<\/p>\n

Curious, the manager asked, “How did you achieve that?”<\/p>\n

The Marine explained with a grin, “He was already in bed, snoring away when I entered the room. I went over, kissed him on the cheek, and said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful.’ After that, he stayed up all night watching me.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Marine Shares A Room With A Navy One late evening, a weary Marine arrived in a small town, only to discover that all the hotel rooms were fully booked. As he reached the final hotel, he implored the manager, “Please, there must be someplace to rest, even just a bed, I don’t mind where.” […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[612,620,616,602,622,618,610,604,606,614,608],"class_list":["post-841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-camaraderie","tag-differences-between-marines-and-navy","tag-joint-operations","tag-marines","tag-military-accommodations","tag-military-humor","tag-military-life","tag-navy","tag-roommates","tag-service-members","tag-sharing-living-space"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":850,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions\/850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}