{"id":979,"date":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=979"},"modified":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","modified_gmt":"2023-11-05T13:47:48","slug":"bob-went-to-a-clinic-for-a-checkup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/bob-went-to-a-clinic-for-a-checkup\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fnymonster.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Bob-Went-To-A-Clinic-For-A-Checkup.png\" alt=\"Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup\" width=\"564\" height=\"1065\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup<\/h3>\n<p>The nurse instructed him to disrobe and put on a medical gown for examination by the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight here in front of you?\u201d he inquired, feeling bashful.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse replied, \u201cNo, not right in front of me. I\u2019ve seen the human body many times.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man responded, \u201cNot one like mine. You\u2019d burst into laughter at my physique.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRest assured, I won\u2019t laugh,\u201d the nurse reassured the patient. \u201cI\u2019m a professional, and in over twenty years, I\u2019ve never laughed at a patient.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay then,\u201d the patient agreed, and he proceeded to lower his pants, revealing a well-built physique with the tiniest adult male organ the nurse had ever encountered.<\/p>\n<p>In terms of size, it closely resembled a AAA battery.<\/p>\n<p>Despite her best efforts to stifle it, a giggle slipped out of the nurse, and she found herself laughing at the absurdity of her own laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Regretting her lack of control and professionalism, she composed herself as best as she could.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m truly sorry,\u201d she apologized, \u201cI don\u2019t know what came over me. I promise on my honor as a nurse and a lady that it won\u2019t happen again. Now, please, tell me, what appears to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s swollen,\u201d Bob replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup The nurse instructed him to disrobe and put on a medical gown for examination by the doctor. \u201cRight here in front of you?\u201d he inquired, feeling bashful. The nurse replied, \u201cNo, not right in front of me. I\u2019ve seen the human body many times.\u201d The man responded, [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[707,709,708,714,710,376,148,713,397,712,715,711],"class_list":["post-979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-bob","tag-checkup","tag-clinic","tag-diagnostic","tag-doctors-visit","tag-health","tag-healthcare","tag-medical-center","tag-medical-examination","tag-physical-examination","tag-routine-checkup","tag-wellness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":982,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/es_es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}