A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.<\/p>\n
“Well, sister, this looks pretty grim.”<\/p>\n
“I know, father. In fact, I don\u2019t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.”<\/p>\n
“I agree. Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?”<\/p>\n
“Anything, father.”<\/p>\n
“I have never seen a woman\u2019s front beauty, and I was wondering if I might see yours.”<\/p>\n
“Well, under the circumstances, I don\u2019t see that it would do any harm.”<\/p>\n
The nun opened her habit, and the priest enjoyed the sight, commenting frequently on their beauty.<\/p>\n
“Sister, would you mind if I touched them?”<\/p>\n
She consented, and he fondled them for several minutes.<\/p>\n
“Father, could I ask something of you?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, sister?”<\/p>\n
“I have never seen a man\u2019s manhood. Could I see yours?”<\/p>\n
“I suppose that would be OK,” the priest replied, lifting his robe. “Oh, father, may I touch it?”<\/p>\n
This time the priest consented, and after a few minutes of fondling, he was sporting his all manhood in hand.<\/p>\n
“Sister, you know that if I insert my manhood in the right place, it can give life.”<\/p>\n
“Is that true, father?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, it is, sister.”<\/p>\n
“Then why don\u2019t you stick it up that camel\u2019s @$$ and let’s get the heck out of here.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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