Little Johnny and a little girl are engaged in a game.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny lowers his shorts and declares,<\/p>\n
“I have one of these, and you don’t.”<\/p>\n
The little girl becomes upset, starts crying, and rushes home to her mother.<\/p>\n
The following day, Little Johnny and the girl resume playing together.<\/p>\n
Once again, Little Johnny gestures towards his private parts, stating,<\/p>\n
“I have one of these, and you don’t.”<\/p>\n
However, this time, the little girl continues playing without shedding a tear.<\/p>\n
“Why aren’t you crying today?” inquires Little Johnny.<\/p>\n
“My mother informed me,” replies the little girl, lifting her dress,<\/p>\n
“that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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