A Polish man who had been in Canada for about a year married a Canadian girl. Despite his imperfect English, the couple got along well. However, one day, he hurried into a lawyer\u2019s office, urgently seeking a divorce. The lawyer, trying to understand the situation, asked a series of questions:<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDo you have any grounds for the divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cYes, an acre and a half and a nice 3-bedroom house!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cNo, I mean, what is the foundation of the case?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cConcrete, bricks, and mortar!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDo either of you have a real grudge?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cNo, we have a carport, don\u2019t need a grudge!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cWhat are your relations like?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cAll my relations live in Poland!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cIs there any infidelity in your marriage?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cYes, we have a hi-fidelity stereo set and a DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cNo, I mean, does your wife beat you up?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cNo, I\u2019m always up before her!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cWhy do you want this divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cShe\u2019s going to kill me!\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cWhat makes you think that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Polish man: \u201cI have proof! She\u2019s going to poison me. I bought a bottle at the drug store, and I read the label. It says\u2026 POLISH REMOVER!\u201d<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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