{"id":2509,"date":"2024-10-06T13:44:53","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T13:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2509"},"modified":"2024-10-07T00:36:33","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T00:36:33","slug":"these-parents-are-shocked-by-what-their-son-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/these-parents-are-shocked-by-what-their-son-does\/","title":{"rendered":"These parents are shocked by what their son does"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/how-to-draw-a-cartoon-boy-20-e1554374737135.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"150\" \/>A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.<\/h2>\n<p>\u201cI have an idea,\u201d says the father.\u00a0 He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf he takes the money, he\u2019ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he\u2019ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible, that means he\u2019ll be a preacher.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they\u2019re hiding.<\/p>\n<p>The boy saunters over to the coffee table.\u00a0 He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down.\u00a0 He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down.\u00a0 He picks up the Bible, leafs through it, and sets it down.<\/p>\n<p>Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, how do you like that!\u201d exclaims the father\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 \u201cHe\u2019s going to be a politician!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. \u201cI have an idea,\u201d says the father.\u00a0 He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. \u201cIf he takes the money, he\u2019ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2195,2199,2187,453,901,2186,92,809,661,663,700,2191,705,462,2189,540,2192,2188,2197,2193,2198,721,2194,2196],"class_list":["post-2509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-absurdity","tag-actions","tag-behavior","tag-child-development","tag-childhood","tag-children","tag-education","tag-family","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-kids","tag-laughter","tag-parenting","tag-parenting-challenges","tag-parents","tag-ridiculous","tag-shock","tag-shocked","tag-shocking","tag-son","tag-surprise","tag-unbelievable","tag-viral"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Funny-Clean-Parenting-Joke-These-parents-are-shocked-by-what-their-son-does.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2509"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2622,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2509\/revisions\/2622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}