{"id":2533,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"he-thought-the-old-lady-was-so-kind-until-he-discovered-her-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/he-thought-the-old-lady-was-so-kind-until-he-discovered-her-secret\/","title":{"rendered":"He thought the old lady was so kind \u2013 until he discovered her secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-29985\">\n<div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-2-e1585390046323.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"97\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"29986\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I turned around and saw an old lady.\u00a0 She said to me, \u201cSonny, would you like some nuts? I\u2019ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you\u2019d like.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure.\u201d, I replied.<\/p>\n<p>She gave me a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a nice lady\u201d, I thought, while happily munching on the nuts.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, I felt another tap on my shoulder and there she was again, offering some nuts. I gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.<\/p>\n<p>After about 10 minutes, she tapped me on the shoulder, once again offering some nuts.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you eat them yourself?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause we\u2019ve got no teeth\u201d, she replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen why do you buy them?\u201d, I asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, we just love to suck the chocolate off of them.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady.\u00a0 She said to me, \u201cSonny, would you like some nuts? I\u2019ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you\u2019d like.\u201d \u201cSure.\u201d, I replied. She gave me a handful of<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2534,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/The-old-lady-was-so-kind-but-he-discovered-this.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3130,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2533\/revisions\/3130"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}