{"id":2537,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2537"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:08","slug":"a-jfk-conspiracy-theorist-dies-and-goes-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/a-jfk-conspiracy-theorist-dies-and-goes-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/conspiracy-e1553984259666.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"156\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.<\/h2>\n<p>When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWelcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, \u201cWho really shot Kennedy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>God replies, \u201cLee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository.\u00a0 There were no accomplices. He acted alone\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says, \u201cShit! This goes higher up than I thought\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/a-jfk-conspiracy-theorist-dies-and-goes-to-heaven\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;1593748126&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. \u201cWelcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.\u201d Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, \u201cWho really shot Kennedy?\u201d God replies, \u201cLee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2538,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Joke-A-JFK-conspiracy-theorist-dies-and-goes-to-heaven.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3132,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions\/3132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}