{"id":2589,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2589"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:19:37","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:19:37","slug":"two-irishmen-are-lost-at-sea-then-this-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/two-irishmen-are-lost-at-sea-then-this-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Irishmen are lost at sea \u2013 then this happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-25991\">\n<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/b34f2dab442d30cf4e3928e480970188-e1552866217354.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"190\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea.<\/h2>\n<p>They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they\u2019re pretty desperate.<\/p>\n<p>Out on the water, one of them spies a genie\u2019s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it.<\/p>\n<p>One of them pull out the lamp and rubs it, and lo and behold, a genie pops out!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWill ye grant us tree wishes mister?\u201d the Irishman pleads.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d love ta, but this old genie\u2019s barely enough for just the one.\u00a0 So wish carefully.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Quickly, one of the men calls out, \u201cI wish the ocean\u2019d turn ta Guinness!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cConsider it done.\u201d The genie and the lamp disappear, and the entire ocean changes from water to beer.<\/p>\n<p>The second Irishman looks at the first, stunned, then finally manages, \u201cYa fockin\u2019 idiot!\u00a0 Now we have ta piss in the boat!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they\u2019re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie\u2019s lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2331,661,663,2256,2333,700,2330,2332,2329],"class_list":["post-2589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-adventures","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-irish","tag-irishmen","tag-joke","tag-lost-at-sea","tag-sea","tag-st-patricks-day"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Irish-Joke-Two-Irishmen-are-lost-at-sea-then-this-happens.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3158,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions\/3158"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}