{"id":2599,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2599"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:17:32","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:17:32","slug":"angelina-had-a-wedgie-in-church-until-this-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/angelina-had-a-wedgie-in-church-until-this-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"Angelina had a wedgie in church, until this happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/rijeGbEiR-e1552832217330.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"178\" height=\"150\"><\/h2>\n<h2>A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye.<\/h2>\n<p>He asks him what happened.<\/p>\n<p>His friends says, \u201cWell I was in church and\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts \u201cChurch! How do you get hurt in church?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The friend continues, \u201cWell, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she had developed a wedgie.\u00a0 Now me being a nice guy, I pulled it out for her.\u00a0 She turned around \u201cWHACK\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cI cant believe you did that\u201d, and continues walking.<\/p>\n<p>A week later he sees his friend again and he has another black eye.\u00a0 He asks him what happened this time and his friend responds, \u201cWell I was in church again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man interrupts, \u201cCHURCH AGAIN? How do you keep getting hurt in church?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The friend explains, \u201cWell, I was sitting behind Angelina again and\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t tell me you did it again\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did not, after all of the standing, sitting, and kneeling, I noticed the wedgie again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you pulled it out again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI did not pull it out.\u00a0 This time her husband was with her and he pulled it out for her.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know she doesn\u2019t like that, so I pushed it back in.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened. His friends says, \u201cWell I was in church and\u2026\u201d The man interrupts \u201cChurch! How do you get hurt in church?\u201d The friend continues, \u201cWell, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2600,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[2280,2269,1126,2283,661,368,700,2282,2281,2279],"class_list":["post-2599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes","tag-angelina","tag-church","tag-embarrassing","tag-fail","tag-funny","tag-humorous","tag-joke","tag-oops","tag-prank","tag-wedgie"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Funny-Joke-Angelina-had-a-wedgie-in-church-until-this-happened.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3163,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599\/revisions\/3163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}