{"id":2673,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2673"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:04","slug":"funny-bar-joke-a-man-rushes-into-a-bar-and-says-quick-give-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/funny-bar-joke-a-man-rushes-into-a-bar-and-says-quick-give-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Bar Joke: A man rushes into a bar and says, &#8220;Quick! Give me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content\">\n<article id=\"post-40612\">\n<div>\n<p><iframe title=\"Funny Bar Joke: A man rushes into a bar and says, \"quick! give me a pint of lager!\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ioh9xgTP7J8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, \u201cQuick! Give me a pint of lager!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down.<\/p>\n<p>As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man is knocking them back, one after the other.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says, \u201cAre you okay buddy? What\u2019s brought this on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replies, \u201cMan, I should NOT be drinking all this with what I\u2019ve got.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoly smokes,\u201d replies the bartender, \u201cwhat have you got?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbout five bucks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude03 \ud83d\ude04 \ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude05 \ud83d\ude02 \ud83e\udd23<br \/>\n\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f\u3030\ufe0f<br \/>\n\ud83c\udf1f Don\u2019t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL\u2019d! \ud83c\udf1f<\/p>\n<p>Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!<\/p>\n<p>Created by <a rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\">https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com<\/a> \u2714\ufe0f <\/p>\n<p>Thanks for watching our joke of the day \u2013 we hope you laughed! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd23 A funny joke of the day that\u2019ll make you laugh out loud! \ud83e\udd23 A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, \u201cQuick! Give me a pint of lager!\u201d No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down. As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2674,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/Ioh9xgTP7J8\/maxresdefault.jpg?meta=og:image","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3094,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2673\/revisions\/3094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}