{"id":2707,"date":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/?p=2707"},"modified":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","modified_gmt":"2025-01-01T08:13:05","slug":"the-old-cowboy-never-expected-his-barber-to-say-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/the-old-cowboy-never-expected-his-barber-to-say-this\/","title":{"rendered":"The old cowboy never expected his barber to say this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<h2><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/old-cowboy-e1591990546222.png\" alt =\"1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" data-wp-pid=\"31337\"><\/h2>\n<h2>An old cowboy walks into a barbershop\u2026<\/h2>\n<p>\u2026 in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut.<\/p>\n<p>He tells the barber he can\u2019t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.<\/p>\n<p>The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.<\/p>\n<p>When he\u2019s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he\u2019d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.<\/p>\n<p>The barber replied,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><span>Share via<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/the-old-cowboy-never-expected-his-barber-to-say-this\/#\" onclick=\"essb.toggle_less_popup(&#039;688349291&#039;); return false;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><svg style=\"width: 24px; height: 24px; padding: 5px;\" height=\"32\" viewbox=\"0 0 32 32\" width=\"32\" version=\"1.1\"><path d=\"M32,25.7c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8l-3.7,3.7c-0.5,0.5-1.1,0.8-1.9,0.8c-0.7,0-1.3-0.3-1.8-0.8L16,23.3l-7.9,7.9C7.6,31.7,7,32,6.3,32c-0.8,0-1.4-0.3-1.9-0.8l-3.7-3.7C0.3,27.1,0,26.4,0,25.7c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9L8.7,16L0.8,8C0.3,7.6,0,6.9,0,6.3c0-0.8,0.3-1.3,0.8-1.9l3.7-3.6C4.9,0.2,5.6,0,6.3,0C7,0,7.6,0.2,8.1,0.8L16,8.7l7.9-7.9C24.4,0.2,25,0,25.7,0c0.8,0,1.4,0.2,1.9,0.8l3.7,3.6C31.7,4.9,32,5.5,32,6.3c0,0.7-0.3,1.3-0.8,1.8L23.3,16l7.9,7.9C31.7,24.4,32,25,32,25.7z\" \/><\/svg><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old cowboy walks into a barbershop\u2026 \u2026 in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can\u2019t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2708,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2184],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-jokes"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/jokesoftheday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Funny-Joke-The-old-cowboy-never-expected-his-barber-to-say-this.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3111,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707\/revisions\/3111"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nine9ja.com\/hi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}